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On the article VA GOP Nominates Ken Cuccinelli for Governor's Race
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On the article Document Shred in McLean Saturday Morning
keith mahone
10:52 am on Friday, May 10, 2013
ReplyJust have your illegal alien maid or errand boy shred this stuff, McLean.
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On the article More Than a Month Since Last Report of Serial Groper Incident
keith mahone
7:41 am on Friday, May 10, 2013
ReplyApparently he's incarcerated for something unrelated or he'd be plying his hobby with zeal.
Or maybe he went to Guatemala to visit his family.
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On the article Police Investigate Possible 22nd Assault in Serial Groper Attacks
keith mahone
5:46 am on Monday, March 18, 2013
ReplyBefore we can tell whether or not these alleged "gropings" are truly criminal behavior, we need to know what the alleged "perpetrator's" motives were and we need to know who he or she is so we can study his or her cultural background. It's all relative, people. Who are we to judge?
And one thing that stands out to me is that these alleged "gropings" were done by a person, so how can they be illegal when people are not illegal.
Also, I would like to add that "groper" is a terrible epithet with which to tag this lonely wanderer. So can we PLEASE just start referring to him or her as an “unsolicited physical affection provider”? Thank you, and welcome to the New Normal.
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On the article Update: Police Officer Shot in Old Town Alexandria
keith mahone
9:55 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
ReplyKashif Bashir, what did you have to fear from a routine traffic stop?
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On the article Police Officer in Critical Condition After Being Shot; Chase Ends with Crash in Belle Haven
keith mahone
9:50 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
ReplyMakes you wonder what Mr. Bashir had to hide. I'm sure he'll prove to be an interesting character in the end.
Oh, well. I guess I won't wonder why cops are so itchy when they pull me over anymore.
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On the article Update: Police Officer Shot Identified as Peter Laboy
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On the article Parking Argument at McDonald's Leads to Arrest
keith mahone
9:42 am on Sunday, February 24, 2013
ReplyIt's o.k. He was just engaging in parking Jihad.
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On the article Herndon Man Dies in Dranesville Road Accident
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On the article Police Arrest Three in Thefts from Autos
keith mahone
12:35 am on Saturday, February 23, 2013
ReplySince more than 95 percent of all Hispanics currently inside the United States are here illegally (I'm including kids born here to invaders), I'll always assume someone with a Hispanic surname is an illegal alien, when coupled with other telling factors. If the shoe fits wear it. Enough of this silly game wherein most are illegal but we are supposed to presume they're not until they simply confess or something.
Fifteen percent of the U.S. population is comprised of opportunistic invaders. No one would ever put up with this outside the U.S. But the rich want to undercut the bargaining power of their working class countrymen. They're opening the border to lower the cost of everything they buy. So I blame rich white people. The invasion is just a symptom of their elitist policies.
keith mahone
2:19 pm on Saturday, May 18, 2013
Fear not, Democrats. I'm a Reagan Republican and I would never vote for this Rocky-movie-extra greaseball who is Catholic (not Christian) and an elitist political insider with robber baron values.
To my conservative peers who love freedom, justice and constitutional principles: Please don't vote for this illegal alien importing, two-tiered society establishing Feudalist prick.